Drop Squad: The HBICs of the District of Columbia

Originally posted March 4, 2009 (It’s called SATIRE) Drop Squad: The HBIC’s of the District of Columbia Shadows cast transparent cloaks across the dark cherry wood walls of the massive study.  The Butler moved silently with his tray, serving each guest as he had countless times before: Colin Powell, the first African American appointed Secretary …

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Henry Louis Gates Jr. is BLACK?! Quick, Call the Cops!

By now you’ve heard that Henry Louis Gates Jr., affectionately known as Skip Gates to his homies, was suspected of, get this, breaking an entering…through the front door…of his own house…  Yes. So basically what happened is a young woman saw the very famous Gates Jr. struggling to get into a house, and of course …

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When You Called Me Light-Skinned…

Dear Sista, Please accept my apologies; I’m referring to you as “sista” because I don’t know your name.  In fact, I don’t know you at all, just as you don’t know me. However, I did see you today in the grocery store.  You know, Safeway in Rainier Beach, it was probably, oh, around 3:30 in …

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Seattle Youth Step Out For PEACE

Success.  Tonight the City of Seattle, along with the Showbox, SeaSpot, Seattle Police and others hosted a Party for Peace for Seattle’s youth in the SODO district, and man, was it crackin’! Kids from all over the city filled the club after signing a pledge for peace to participate. In the wake of the violence …

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